WWE Saturday Morning Slam Results – 1/19/13

Match Number One : Natalya versus Alicia Fox
Winner : Natalya

Match Number Two : Sheamus versus Michael McGillicutty
Winner : Sheamus

WWE Saturday Morning Slam Results – 01/05/13

Kane vs. Jinder Mahal
Winner : Kane

Daniel Bryan vs. Heath Slater
Winner : Daniel Bryan

WWE Saturday Morning Slam Results – December 29th, 2012

Daniel Bryan versus Tyson Kidd
Winner: Daniel Bryan

Heath Slater (with Jinder Mahal and Drew McIntyre) versus John Cena
Winner: John Cena

WWE Saturday Morning Slam Results – 12/22/12

The Miz vs. Justin Gabriel
Winner : The Miz

Rey Mysterio vs. Michael McGillicutty
Winner : Rey Mysterio

Saturday Morning Slam – December 15 2012

Prime Time Players vs. Tyson Kidd & Justin Gabriel
Winners : Tyson Kidd & Justin Gabriel

Ryback vs. Two Jobbers
Winner : Ryback

WWE Saturday Morning Slam Results 12/8/12

Titus O'Neil vs. Sheamus
 Winner : Sheamus

John Cena vs. Heath Slater w/ 3MB
 Winner : John Cena

WWE Saturday Morning Slam Results - 12/1/12

Jinder Mahal  vs Ted DiBiase

Winner : Jinder Mahal

The Usos vs Tyson Kidd and Justin Gabriel

Winners : The Usos

WWE Saturday Morning Slam Results - 11/24/12

El Local vs. Justin Gabriel
Winner : Justin Gabriel

The Uso’s vs. 3MB (Mahal & Slater) w/ McIntyre
Winners : 3MB

WWE Saturday Morning Slam Report – November 17th, 2012

William Regal vs. R-Truth w/ Little Jimmy

They lock up and exchange arm ringers until Truth hits a drop toe hold out of the corner that causes Regal to come down hard on his nose. Little Jimmy decides to come back in the ring and he and Truth do a little break dancing. Regal can’t believe what he is seeing and demands that Truth makes Little Jimmy leave the ring. Little Jimmy doesn’t want to leave and runs after Regal but Truth holds him back.

 Little Jimmy is chased out of the ring by Regal and gets a stern warning while hiding behind Santino at the commentators table. Santino consoles Little Jimmy assuring him that Regal can’t see him. Truth hits Regal with a body slam for a one count and Regal sweeps Truth off his feet and locks up his arm.

Truth reverses and hits an inverted monkey flip but misses a drop kick. Regal picks up Truth, grabs his left leg and Truth misses an injury. Truth immediately gets to his feet and runs of the runs and ducks an elbow by Regal and rolls through a Regal hip toss attempt for the win.

Winner : R-Truth

WWE Saturday Morning Slam Report – October 27th, 2012

Brodus Clay vs. Epico

Epico goes behind off the lock-up and Clay peels Epico’s arms from around his waist and begins to strut with Epico in tow. Epico is frustrated but Clay continues to dance with him. Clay hits a couple of armdrags and a slam. Epico goes out to consult with Primo. Clay hits a fall-away slam and a splash in the ring for the win.

Winner : Brodus Clay

WWE Saturday Morning Slam Report – October 20th, 2012

Zack Ryder vs. Justin Gabriel

Gabriel flips and reverses the maneuver. Justin hits a shoulderblock and a monkey-flip and drop toe-hold after a quick-paced series of reversals. They both get near-falls. They both go for dropkicks but Ryder is a little quicker with his and connects. Ryder leaps for a crossbody but Gabriel ducks and Ryder’s neck connects with the top rope and we see all of it.

Gabriel is slow with the cover and gets 2. Ryder avoids a springboard moonsault and Gabriel gets nothing but mat. Ryder hits a dropkick from the second rope but the camera cuts away at the last second and we see Santino. Gabriel gets his shoulder up at 2. Ryder hits the Ruff Ryder off camera for the win.

Winner : Zack Ryder 

WWE Saturday Morning Slam Report – October 13th, 2012

Justin Gabriel vs The Miz

They lock up and Miz with an arm drag and he bounces around. Gabriel with a wrist lock but Miz reverses with a hammer lock. Gabriel with a rollup for a near fall. Gabriel returns to the arm but Miz with an Irish whip and Gabriel goes down due to the impact into the turnbuckle.

Miz with a suplex and he gets a near fall. Miz with a belly-to-back suplex for a near fall. Miz misses a boot to the head and Gabriel with a rollup for a near fall. Miz misses a charge into the corner. Gabriel gets sent to the apron and then he slides in under Miz. Gabriel with a flying shoulder tackle and he goes for a quebrada but Miz moves. Miz hits the Skull Crushing Finale for the three count.

Winner : The Miz

WWE Saturday Morning Slam Report – October 6th, 2012

Rey Mysterio vs. Michael McGillicutty

They lock up and Michael backs Rey into the corner and he taps Rey on the top of his head, showing Rey no respect. Michael gets down on his knees for an equal sized fight. Michael with a shoulder tackle and then he poses to show off his strength.

Michael runs the ropes and he does not realize that Rey has moved out of the way. Michael with a knee and then he throws Rey under the ropes and when Rey hits the ground he rolls through and does some jumping jacks. Rey with a baseball slide to Michael when he gets back on the apron. Rey with a seated splash to Michael off the apron.

Rey with an Irish whip but Michael moves when Rey runs to the corner and Rey hits the turnbuckles. Michael with an elbow drop followed by a waist lock. Rey gets to his feet and he escapes by stomping on Michael’s feet. Michael responds with a back breaker and he gets a near fall. Rey claps his hands over Michael’s ears to get out of the hold. Rey is put on the top turnbuckle and Michael pats him on the head again.

Rey kicks Michael and hits a seated splash from the turnbuckles followed by a head scissors. Michael with an Irish whip but Rey moves when Michael charges into the corner. Rey tries for a moonsault but Michael stops him and gets Rey on his shoulders. Rey counters with a sunset flip for a near fall. Michael gets a near fall. Michael charges at Rey but Rey with a drop kick to the knees and he falls into the ropes. Michael with a kick to stop Rey’s 619 attempt. Rey kicks Michael and he does a flip reminiscent of his father.
Michael is put into the ropes and Rey does the 619, but this time it is to the back and then Rey with a dive from the top for the three count.

Winner : Rey Mysterio

WWE Saturday Morning Slam Report 9/29/12

Santino Marella vs. Heath Slater

Santino with some wackiness to begin, and chases Slater with his cobra hand. Slater runs away and then decides to shove Santino. Santino chases again with the cobra, as the crowd chants for it, and then they hit the ropes and collide. Air guitar by Slater, countered by the air trombone by Slater. They then steal each other's taunts, Santino then breaks out some air flute.

Slater does air drums, while Santino responds with air piano. Air harmonica in return by Slater, and then I believe some air fiddle by Santino. The wackiness continues, and then Santino gets a hip toss, sending Slater to the floor. Slater cries to Miz as Miz mocks him for his poor air musicianship.

Slater takes control, does some air guitar and then lands a knee drop. Body scissors applied, but Santino counters and gets a cover for 2. To the corner and Santino hits chest first. Odd edit there, likely a headshot, and we go to Slater covering for 2.

Slater works a bear hug; Santino escapes that and then misses a corner charge and Slater covers for 2. Slater back to the body scissors, Santino counters by TICKLING Slater! That devious bastard. Slater air guitars a bit, and locks in another body scissors. Santino escapes, fires back and then gets the hip toss and saluting head butt. The cobra misses three times; they battle over it, cobra shot to the knee of Slater. Roll up by Santino gets the win.

Winner : Santino 

WWE Saturday Morning Slam Results – Sept 22, 2012

The Saturday morning show started with the voice-over guy describing this week’s show as a “Championship Edition” by focusing on the Intercontinental Title. Today: William Regal takes on Internet champion Zack Ryder. Saturday Morning Spotlight: IC champion The Miz.
IC Title history: WWE went through the tape library to show Intercontinental champions through WWE history. This led to a Fave Five list.

(5) Pat Patterson was crowned the first IC champion.

(4) Chris Jericho was described as the most prolific IC champion.

(3) Ultimate Warrior. The voice-over man described him as the first and only person to hold the WWE Title while still holding the IC Title.

(2) Honky Tonk Man for his longest reign.

(1) Randy Savage. Plenty of Savage in-ring and out-of-the-ring footage. They focused on Savage vs. Ricky Steamboat from WM3 as “one of the greatest matches in WWE history.”

C.M. Punk Pop Quiz: Who did Randy Savage beat at WM4 to win his first WWE Title? Hogan, Andre, or DiBiase were the options.

WWE Saturday Morning Slam Report – Sept 15th, 2012

Sat. Morning Spotlight: Justin Gabriel high-flying, appealing to the kids, and being from South Africa. Gabriel talked in sit-down soundbytes about recently returning to S. Africa while WWE rolled footage of him touring his home country.

Around the World in 40 Superstars: WWE went through the video archives to show past and present WWE stars from the U.S. to Africa to Asia to Canada to Europe. WWE paused on Ivan Putski before crewing a new county for the combination of Iron Sheik and Nikolai Volkoff. Finally, Parts Unknown for Ultimate Warrior and friends.

Arena: Josh Mathews introduced the in-ring portion of the show as Kofi Kingston’s music played to bring out tag champions Kofi & R-Truth. This week, Mathews was joined by Santino on commentary. Epico & Primo were out next, but not accompanied by Rosa Mendes.

WWE Saturday Morning Slam Report – Sept 8th, 2012

This week’s episode of Saturday Morning Slam deals with the return to school.

Damien welcomes everyone to Damien’s Dictionary. In honor of the troglodytes returning to school, he is going to use words that relate. The first word is Matriculate and he says that when he matriculated into the WWE, all of the Superstars were shaking in their boots. The next word is sophomoric. While the entire WWE roster is sophomoric, Damien Sandow is not sophomoric.The next word is Valedictorian. Damien graduated as valedictorian from pre-school, grammar school, high school, and college. He tells everyone that they should strive for the same.

We go to the Video Vault for some footage of people who thought they were intelligent, but not smart. Bobby Heenan called himself the smartest man in the WWE. He knew when to run when a problem arose. Then there was The Genius Lanny Poffo. Instead of a genius, he was an ignoramus. Next is Dean Douglas. The Superstars taught the dean some lessons and he earned a failing grade in the WWE Universe report card.

WWE Saturday Morning Slam Report September 1st, 2012

Number Five is ‘If You Smell what the Rock is cooking’ from The Rock. We see some of Rock’s past uses of the catchphrase.

Number Four is ‘Woooooooooooo’ from Ric Flair.

Number Three is ‘I’m the Miz . . . and I’m Awesome’ from the Miz.

Number Two is ‘You Can’t See Me’ from John Cena.

WWE Saturday Morning Slam Report 8/25/12

The premiere episode of WWE’s new Saturday morning, kids-oriented TV show started with a standard intro video highlighting WWE’s most recognizable stars.In a pre-taped intro, a man sounding like Scott Stanford set the stage for the show. New, animated graphics introduced Kofi Kingston vs. Heath Slater promoting the main event. The announcer also promoted a behind-the-scenes look at Sheamus, C.M. Punk, and the Summerslam music video.